You're Bacon Me Crazy — Edible Card
You're Bacon Me Crazy — Edible Card
Read to the end of the title. Eaten before you got there.
The joke still lands. They just got to the punchline first.
A card that exists to be eaten. The name is mostly for you.
Size
A5. Fits in a standard envelope. Fits in a dog's mouth even better.
Ingredients
85% potato starch. About a fifth of a potato in every card. The rest: water, food-safe vegan colours, plant-based flavours, a small pour of sunflower oil.
Vegan. Gluten-free. Grain-free. Wheat-free. No rawhide. No mystery.
Flavoured with bacon.
Guide
This product is water soluble. Keep sealed until you're ready. Somewhere cool, somewhere dry.
Not recommended for puppies under six months.
Best within three months of opening — though we've never seen one last that long.